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patrickzap
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A 6-year-old boy wants a new toy very badly and prays to God for the toy.
After a couple of weeks, he decides to write God a letter.
In the letter, the little boy writes, “Dear God, I want a new toy very badly, and I need $100 to buy it. Can you please send me the money?”
The boy addresses the envelope to God, USA.
Upon receipt of the little boy’s letter, the post office worker is unsure what to do with the letter and decides to send it to the President of the United States.
The President opens the little boy’s letter and is quite amused. He instructs his secretary to send the little boy $5 dollars, thinking that this would seem like a lot of money to a 6-year-old.
Upon receiving the $5, the little boy decides to write a thank you note to God.
In the letter, he writes, “Dear God, Thank you very much for the money you sent me. However, I noticed for some reason, you routed the letter through Washington D.C., and as usual, those jerks deducted $95 in taxes. For future reference, please send all letters directly to me. Thank You.”
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| Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:40 am |
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ghosthuntergal_Leeann
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lOVE IT!
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| Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:21 pm |
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GCGHAChristy
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hehehe!
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| Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:52 pm |
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